Got a call from my cousin, “Come and get me right now
‘Cause I done lost my woman and I need a night out.”
I said, “I can’t burn it down ‘cause I’m gettin’ up early
I’m down for one round.” But around 1:30
I was sittin’ at a Waffle House, I think I had grits
Started hittin’ on a waitress, everything after that gets
Fuzzy
Like a TV in a cheap motel
My head feels funny
I’ve lost my keys, I lost my cell, and all of my money
Did I crash a party, have a run-in with the law?
Take a swim in a fountain, I don’t know
‘Cause it’s all kinda fuzzy
There’s a ring on my finger, there’s a bra on the lamp
Gotta get out of this hot tub and try to find my pants
Who the hell is Heather and when were we together?
‘Cause I’ve got every letter of her name on my chest
Think I got a shiner, a cigarette burn
Ain’t nothing in that bottle of tequila but the worm is
Fuzzy
Like static on the radio
My head feels funny
I lost my watch, I lost my clothes, and all of my money
Did I call my momma, try to break into the mall
Did I even pay the cabbie, I don’t know
‘Cause it’s all kinda fuzzy
I remember how it started
After that it’s just a blur
Is it a Sunday or a Monday
Am I supposed to be at work?
It’s fuzzy
Like a tennis ball on my tongue
My mouth feels funny
I’m blinded by the sun but things ain’t sunny
Will the room stop spinnin’, will I find my car?
On my way back home, right now, it’s all
Fuzzy
Oh, it’s fuzzy
It’s fuzzy
Everything is fuzzy
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