Blake Shelton - "Kiss My Country Ass"

(Verse 1)
D
Tearin' down a dirt road, rebel flag flyin',

'Coon dog in the back. (Riff 2)
D
Truck bed loaded down with beer,

An' a cold one in my lap.
A+
Earnhart sticker behind my head,
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An' my woman by my side.
D
Tail-pipe's poppin', the radio's rockin'

Country Boy Can Survive.
(Riff 3)
Well, if you got a problem with that,
Cadd9 A+ G+ D (Riff 1)
You can kiss my country ass.

(Verse 2)
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Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls,
(Riff 2)
Wrangler jeans: smoke nothin' but Marlboro reds.
D
Tattoos up an' down my arms,

An' deer heads over my bed.
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My Granddaddy fought in World War Two,
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An' my Daddy went to Vietnam.
D
An' I ain't scared to grab my gun,

An' fight for my homeland.
(Riff 3)
If you don't love the American flag,
Cadd9 A+ G+ D
You can kiss my country ass.

(Chorus)
A+ D
If you're a down home, backwoods redneck,
A+ G+ D
C'mon, stand up an' raise your glass.
A+ D
But if you ain't down with my outlaw crowd,
Cadd9 A+ G+ D (Riff 1)
You can kiss my country ass.

(Verse 3)
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Well, there's a whole lotta high-class people out there,
(Riff 2)
That's lookin' down on me.
D
'Cause the country club where I belong,
D (mute it and pause)
Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin'.
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I don't wear no fancy clothes,
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No ties or three-piece suits.
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You can find me in my camouflage hat,

My tee-shirt an' cowboy boots.
(Riff 3)
If that don't fit your social class,
Cadd9 A+ G+ D
You can kiss my country ass.

(Repeat Chorus)

(Verse 4)
D (mute)
Cause I'm a front-porch sittin',
D (mute) D (mute)
Guitar pickin', moonshine sippin',
D (mute) D
Bacca juice spittin' country boy from the woods.
D (mute) D (mute)
An' I love fried chicken an' blue gill fishin',
D (mute) D
An' outlaw women, an' I wouldn't change if I could.
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I ain't tryin' to start no fight, but I'll finish one every time.
D
You just mind your own damn business,

And stay the hell outta mine.
(Riff 3)
If you got a problem with that,
Cadd9 A+ G+ D
You can kiss my country ass.

(Ending)
(Riff 3)
I said if you got a problem with any of that,
A+ G+
You can kiss my natural born,
A+ G+
Redneck to the bone,
A+ G+ D
Ever-lovin' country ass.

Drop D Tuning.

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