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Subject: She's Inflatable by Cledus T. Judd
She's Inflatable
Parody of "Unbelievable" by Diamond Rio (I don't know who wrote it)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris "P. Cream" Clark
My website, http://cactusbob.cjb.net , is called "That Diamond Rio song had way too many
syllables!" as a reference to this song.
She's so squeezable
Pleasable
Unbreakable
She's inflatable
She's an armful of sex appeal, can't wait until I get her home
*smooch* Yeah!
She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down-to-earth-able
Biodegradable
Shania Twain ain't got a dadblame thing
Of my teasable, squeezable, pleasable
She's inflatable
Most folks think that I'm full of baloney
I'm ever lonely
Never thought I could buy someone
Not blamable
Air-brain-able
Recyclable
No, I ain't full of bull
Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing
It made my mama cry
When we ran off one night
And caught a Vegas flight
And I made her my wife
She blew a valve stem when I gave her a ring
My flexible, patchable, washable
Yeah, inflatable
*sound of inflating*
(spoken) Dang, honey... You give a brand-new definition of taking a man's breath away!
Makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller
I'll never sell 'er
People, get your minds out of the g-g-g-g-gutter!
She's blond-head-able
Red-head-able
Brunette-able
Interchangable
Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing
She's incapable
Of being difficult
Down-to-earth-able
Biodegradable
She blew a valve stem when I gave her a ring
My pleasable, patchable, washable, biodegradable
Air-brainable, squeezable, washable, she's inflatable
That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables!
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