Written by: Robert Earl Keen Jr.
Capo 2
Intro: C Em F
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
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At our Christmas party
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We were drinkin' champagne punch
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And homemade eggnog
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Little sister brought her new boyfriend
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He was a Mexican
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We didn't know what to think of him
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'Til he sang Feliz Navidad
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Feliz Navidad
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Brother Ken brought his kids with him
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The three from his first wife Lynn
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And the two identical twins
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>From his second wife Mary Nell
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He also brought his third wife Kaye
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Who talks all about AA
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Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
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Noel, Noel
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The first Noel
CHORUS:
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Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
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Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
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Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
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We need some ice and an extension cord
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A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
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A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas from the family
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Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
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I can't remember how I'm kin to them
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But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
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They blew our Christmas lights
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Cousin David knew just what went wrong
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So we waited out on our front lawn
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He threw the breaker and the lights came on
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And we sang Silent Night
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Oh Silent Night
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Oh holy night
CHORUS:
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Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
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Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
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Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
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We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
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A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
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A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
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Hallelujah everybody say cheese
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Merry Christmas from the family
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Feliz Navidad.
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