I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back so I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy
Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane
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Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is something' sexy
Leanin' Pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little might high flight attention
It's mardi gras up in the clouds
I'm so high I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
We had this date marked on the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake
So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
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On my way home I'll bump this seat to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
Repeat Chorus
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out
In the baggage claim
But right now
I'm drunk on a plane
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