Dwight Yoakam - "3 Pears"

Three pairs of glasses
Three pairs of shades
Three pairs of other things
All there in spades
Three pairs of shoeless feet
Three mindless thoughts
Three pairs of wishes for
All that you want

And that means where you are is where you at
And when your head is cold to put on a hat
If you can't recall just remember back
To when three pairs of shades
Were three pairs of glasses

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All I want for you is happiness
All I have to give is nothing less than one or two more...

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