I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong.
Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on.
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind.
Things that never cross a man's mind.
Let's turn off the tv.
Now can't we just talk.
Let's lay here a cuddle, 'til we both drift off.
If we don't make love that'll be just fine.
Things that never cross a mans mind.
That joke is to dirty, that steak is to thick,
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is to fast, this beer is to cold
And watchin' all that football is sure gettin' old
Wish I was working this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
Things that never cross a man's mind.
Her lips are to red ,that skirt is to tight,
Her legs are to long and her heels are to high
Boy she looks like the marrying kind,
Things that never cross a man's mind.
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin' to starve
That movie was good, except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
I knew him and Jenny didn't have a prayer.
These curtains clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime,
Things that never cross a man's mind.
Things that never cross a man's mind.
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