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Subject: The Ballad of John Rocker-by Tim Wilson
The Ballad of John Rocker
Recorded by: Tim Wilson
Album: Hillbilly Homeboy
V. 1: John Rocker, your proctologist called. They just found your head.
You?ve been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove for that stupid crap you said.
You got the biggest mouth in baseball. Nobody can shut you up.
So in New York, even in your street clothes, you probably oughtta wear a cup.
Chorus 1: John, you?re off your rocker.
Better clean out that locker.
Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games.
They?re saving you a spot, next to Mark Shot,
In the Dipsh*t Hall of Fame.
V. 2: John Rocker, Detective Ferman called. He knows how you feel.
And I bet you Congressman David Dukes would probably help with your appeal.
They?d hate to see you get suspended, or have to pay that 20 grand.
So if you can?t close for the Braves anymore, you can start for the Ku Klux Klan.
Chorus 2: John, you?re off your rocker.
Thank God, you don?t play soccer
Cause you?d probably get killed in a riot in the stands.
If you do an interview again, Ted said he?s bringing in
A gay, right-handed pitcher from Japan.
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