Lee Ann Womack - "I'll Think Of A Reason Later"

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I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
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Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
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There was the girl on the social page, lookin' in love and all engaged
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We decided she don't take a very good picture

CHORUS:
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It may be my family's redneck nature
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Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior
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It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger
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But I don't like her
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She may be an angel who spends all winter
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Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner
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A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
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But I really hate her - I'll think of a reason later

I drew horns and blacked out a tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own but I've got the slightest of a jealous
bone
Seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

(Chorus)

Inside her head may lay all the answers
To curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
The salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her - I'll think of a reason later

Well, it was just one tooth...
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She needs to be slapped...