Your Down on your luck
You Just lost your Truck
You Can't afford another beer
Your Credit cards don't work
Whole world thinks your a jerk
You're wondering how you wound up here
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better
to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife
beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
Now you're sleeping on the couch
at your best friends house watching Columbo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear,
just remember I told you so
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better
to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife
beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
Oooh
So if you're thinking about saying adios,
take it from a fool who knows
She's going to serve you papers
make you pay through the nose
When her lawyer gets through with you
you'll have to move to Mexico
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better
to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife
beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
Down on your luck
You Just lost your Truck
You Can't afford another beer
Your Credit cards don't work
Whole world thinks your a jerk
You're wondering how you wound up here
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to
let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife
beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
Now you're sleeping on the couch
at your best friends house watching Columbo
Eating cold pizza in your underwear,
just remember I told you so
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better
to let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife
beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
Oh
So if you're thinking about saying adios,
take it from a fool who knows
She's going to serve you paper
When her lawyer gets through with you
you'll have to move to Mexico
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been better to
let her keep you down
Living with a crazy wife
beats an empty bank account
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
It would have been cheaper
to keep her around
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