E
WELL I GOT HOME AND THE DOOR WAS LOCKED
AND I TRIED TO RING THE BELL
E
I FOUND A LITTLE BITTY NOTE THAT SHE HAD WROTE
TELLIN ME TO GO TO HELL
A
I CRAWLED IN THE WINDOW GOT INSIDE
E
SHE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS THEN I CRIED
B
CALLED ME A NAME SAID I LIED
E
KICKED ME AGAIN THOUGHT I DIED
A
TOOK MY CLOTHES SET 'EM ON FIRE
E
AND HIT ME WITH HER CURLIN' IRON
A
I TRIED TO BLOCK IT WITH MY WATCH
B
AND THEN SHE KICKED ME IN THE CROTCH AGAIN
A B E
YEAH TODAYS THE DAY MY WIFE MET MY GIRLFRIEND
E
WELL I TRIED TO TELL HER BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE
E
THINGS WEREN'T WHAT THEY SEEMED
E
SHE HAD A PAN ON THE STOVE FULL OF BOILIN' WATER
E
AND MY NADS WOULD SOON BE STEAMED
A
I TRIED TO RUN SCREAM FOR HELP
E
SHE HIT ME IN THE NERTS WITH A RHINESTONE BELT
B
IT WAS LIKE NOTHIN' THAT I EVER FELT
A E
I THANK GOD I WASN'T WEARIN' A KILT
A
SHE GRABBED A BAT FROM BENEATH THE BED
E
SHE SWUNG IT ONCE AND SHE MISSED MY HEAD
B
SHE RARED BACK SWUNG IT AGAIN AND
A B
THEN SHE HIT ME IN THE TWINS AGAIN
A B E
YEAH TODAY'S THE DAY MY WIFE MET MY GIRLFRIEND
A B
YEAH TODAY'S THAT AWFUL DAY,
A B
NOW MY BOYS WONT BE THE SAME
A B E
YEAH TODAY'S THE DAY MY WIFE MY GIRLFRIEND
Hey there, see if this works.
Chuck
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