Humor - "Fat Woman"

(G)she wears a size 23(C)
weighs about 50 pounds more than me(D)
(G)shes a FAT WOMAN
(G)well i like em a little bit big(C)
walks like a penguin eats like a pig(D)
she likes captain d's and burger king(G)
when she sees that whopper she begins to sing

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shes got gravy runnin through her veins
at Christmas she eats all the damn candy canes
she likes to munch and munch some more
if she keeps this up buddy ill go poor

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she's gaining weight and it really doesnt matter
i tell ya boy I've had em fatter
forget slimfast and spendin all that dough
i want a woman that's on SLIM SLOW
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