COWPIE Country Music Lyrics
Tracy Byrd
The Truth About Men
The Truth About Men
Writers: Timothy Jon Johnson/Rory Lee Feek/Paul Overstreet
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Capo on First Fret
C
We don't like to go out shopping
F C
We don't care what's on sale
F C
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips
G
Watching the NFL
C
When you come over at halftime
F
And say does this dress fit too tight
F C G
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say uh uh,
C
It looks just right
C G
Well tha's the truth about men
C
Yeah that's the truth about us
F C
We like to hunt and golf on our days off
G
Scratch and spit and cuss
F C
It don't matter what line we hand you
Am
When we come dragging in
F C G C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
C
We hate watching Steel Magnolias
F C
We like Rambo and Die Hard 4
F C
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at the Home Depot
G
Store
C
We really don't want to take you to dinner
F
At some fancy restaurant
F C G
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing that we all
C
want
C G
Well that's the truth about men
C
Yeah that's the truth about guys
F C
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
G
Then work on the problems in our lives
F C Am
And though we might say it to you every now and then
F C G C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
F C
But if you want to know what we're all thinking
C F
Its nothing too complex
C G C
It's just something cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E X
C G
That's the truth about men
C
Yeah that's the truth about us
F C
We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost
G
Scratch and spit and a whole lotta other disgusting stuff
F C Am
It don't matter what line we give you when we come crawling in
F C G C
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again.
F C G
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen
G
Sure it's gonna happen
G C
You know it's gonna happen again
G C
And that's the truth about men
