#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# # Date: 7/19/05; 12:13:28 PM From: Doug Hass <oldcowhanddoug@yahoo.com> Subject: Kick My Ass - Big & Rich Big & Rich - Kick My Ass Intro: [E] [E] Well I [E] walked up to the bar Laid down my Platinum Card And I ordered 50 longnecks for my new [B] friends Well, the barmaid passed them out And before we chugged them down I held mine up and said, "Here's to us!" and [E] then [A] This [E] blonde slid up to me And said, "That was awful sweet" Then I saw her boyfriend [E7] Wide as he was [A] tall Well, he broke up our hug With a [E] six-foot-five-inch shove And I [B] found myself slammed up against a [E] wall Why does [A] everybody want to kick my [E] ass? I'm just [A] tryin' to have a little fun For [B] all the ones who can't And just be[A]cause I kiss the prettiest girls And I [E] drive my truck too [A] fast Why does [A] everybody [B] want to kick my [E] ass? Well, I've [E] never been the kind To walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get a[B]long I throw parties all the time And they're always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the [E] dawn [A] Well my [E] style of stress relief Sometimes disturbs the peace The police show up, cut [E7] doughnuts in my [A] yard And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud They run [E] off my party crowd They [B] cuff my wrists and throw me down so [E] hard Chorus Steel Guitar Solo Lead Guitar Solo And just be[A]cause I kiss the prettiest girls And I [E] drive my truck too [A] fast Why does [A] everybody [B] want It seems like [A] everybody [B] wants Why does [A] everybody [B] want to kick my [E] ass?