#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# # From: puccetti@glasscity.net (Frederick Puccetti) Subject: Somebody Slap Me ! Date: Thu, 25 Sep 1997 01:16:34 -0400 SOMEBODY SLAP ME ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro A | E D | 4 times I found a girl who's got her own money, She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny She got herself a beauty school diploma, Runner up to Miss Oklahoma. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B She lives up-town, but she ain't "frilly", She's into football, She likes my chilli, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A | E D | Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me..... ( stop riff ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A | E D | I found a girl who's sweeter than honey, She pets my dog, and she likes my buddies. The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing, She's indepenent, she does her own plumbing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B Her Daddy's rich, but she don't let it show, She likes to fish, she got her own boat, Y'all ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A | E D | Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me..... ( stop riff ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solo A | E D | 4 times ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B Got long blonde hair, and her eyes are blue, She wants a husband, But not any time soon. Y'all ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A | E D | Somebody slap me, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me, ( STOP ) ( DRUMS ) Can't be this happy, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me..... riff ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A | E D | Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me..... ( stop riff ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solo fade A | E D |