COWPIE Country Music Lyrics
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Subject: Breath by Cledus T. Judd
Parody of Breathe by Faith Hill (Lamar/Bentley)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Chris "P. Cream" Clark, and Jeff Carter
Am G/B C(add D) G/B Am G/B C(add D)
Am G/B C(add D) G/B
I can smell the onions floating in the air
Am G/B C (add D) C
Must be something that you ate
Am G/B C(add D) G/B
I can't imagine how your mouth must taste
Am G/B D
Forgive me if I turn away
Am G/B C(add D) G/B
The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees
Am G/B C (add D)
I almost pass out in your arms
Am G/B C(add D) Am
I need a gas mask everytime that you come near
G/B D
And the halitosis starts
G Am
I can smell your breath, it's choking me to death
C D
The only one who doesn't know is you
G
Here's some gum to chew
Am C D
Oh baby, there's no way you're kissing me
G Am
What'd you have for lunch? Don't you ever brush?
C G/B Am
Maybe a Binaca blast or two's what I'd suggest
D C G/B Am
I can smell your breath
D
Bad breath
It's tough to be there when you're waking up
And that green cloud fills up the room
It's worser than it's ever been before
And I know, and you know
(And everybody in a 3-mile radius knows)
You should see a dentist soon
'Cause I can smell your breath, it's gagging me to death
Something must'a died inside of you
What you oughta do
Is chase a Cert or two with Listerine
Even when you're gone, the odor lingers on
I'm buying you an Oral-B and a jumbo tube of Crest
'Cause I can smell your breath
Bad breath
Am G/B C(add D) G/B
Can't you smell the funk that's floating in the air
Am G/B C(add D)
It must be something that you ate...
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