COWPIE Country Music Lyrics
Miranda Lambert
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Well it took me five bars, some thirty license plates I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage Well I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin' pool Just like I used to do She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk She came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate, i'm on a pitch Little bitch Them pretty girls can play their game But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath I didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail And I was mad as hell Well them pretty girls their all the same But their damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
